Sitting in a Jet Plane
I forgot to mention that our trip to Albany wasn't the usual quick and dirty fly-in/ fly-out.
We made it okay to Chicago. Then boarded the plane, taxied out to the runway, and the captain said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We've just been informed that due to a line of thunderstorms in Michigan we've been asked to wait indefinitely here on the sweltering tarmac while you sit in un-airconditioned discomfort. Thank you for flying United". Jerks.
It's possible that I'm not remembering what he said word for word.
We sat there for two hours. Two hours!
Did you know that they turn off their engines while they sit there? It's 100 @^$% degrees out there, and that's not factoring in the shimmering heat waves lofting up from the black runway. You know what your car's like when you step into it on a hot day. That's what this was like, only 150 times worse. That's because there were 150 bodies in the car with me this time. Yikes.
We made it okay to Chicago. Then boarded the plane, taxied out to the runway, and the captain said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We've just been informed that due to a line of thunderstorms in Michigan we've been asked to wait indefinitely here on the sweltering tarmac while you sit in un-airconditioned discomfort. Thank you for flying United". Jerks.
It's possible that I'm not remembering what he said word for word.
We sat there for two hours. Two hours!
Did you know that they turn off their engines while they sit there? It's 100 @^$% degrees out there, and that's not factoring in the shimmering heat waves lofting up from the black runway. You know what your car's like when you step into it on a hot day. That's what this was like, only 150 times worse. That's because there were 150 bodies in the car with me this time. Yikes.
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