How to Fix my Paranoia
If you read my previous post, you'll know that I get a little anxious when Hans is away overnight. I'm much better now that we have an electronic gate across our driveway. However, before the gate and before I had a cell phone, I had the following routine:
- outside shoes by the bed (so I could step out the window)
- car keys on night stand (so I could sneak to the garage and get my car)
- portable phone on night stand (so I could call for help from my car or as I ran across the fields)
When I confessed my fears and routine to Teddy one day, she said with a straight face, "Why don't you just park your car outside the bedroom window? Better yet, why don't you just sleep in your car?"
- outside shoes by the bed (so I could step out the window)
- car keys on night stand (so I could sneak to the garage and get my car)
- portable phone on night stand (so I could call for help from my car or as I ran across the fields)
When I confessed my fears and routine to Teddy one day, she said with a straight face, "Why don't you just park your car outside the bedroom window? Better yet, why don't you just sleep in your car?"