Judy's Kiwis

Judy told us about the time she visited another country for a conference, and brought attractively boxed kiwis as a gift. She left a box on each table.

Later, she was asked, "Where do you find kiwis?"

"Actually, they're very hard to find. They're quite scarce. Many New Zealanders have never even seen one. You have to go to certain areas and you can only see them at night".

Blank look.

"Oh. You mean the fruit!"

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